This week I really enjoyed my assembly and it started with a simple question…
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Not a lot of children knew the answer to that one!
If you know please keep it to yourself and send me a comment at the end…
Then I asked a few children to come to the front and tell us a joke… they did a great job and the audience thought it was hilarious! We were really laughing! Our noses were wrinkled up, our mouths turned up, our tummies shook and we made funny whooping noises. We felt good!
The point of the assembly was really all about our feelings; sometimes we are happy and sometimes we are sad. When you are sad, sometimes you can cheer yourself up by thinking about things in a more positive way. One example was to think that when it is wet playtime don’t just feel sad because you can’t play football, think about how much you will enjoy playing a game in the classroom with your friends. Also if we don’t expect too much (don’t be greedy!) then we will often be pleasantly surprised which will make us happy. Children said that they felt happy when they played with their friends and family and when they thought about happy memories. We thought it would be good to tell each other jokes to make us laugh as this feels good.
So can you tell me a joke? Go on! Make us smile!
What about the answer to my question?
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
I have to thank my nephew Euan for telling me the joke. It makes me smile every time I think of him laughing with me!
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WHAT, you call that funny!
These are my jokes:
1. How do you make a goldfish age?
Take out the G!
2. What is the richest kind of air?
A billionaire!
3. What is brown and has a head and a tail?
A penny!
Now that’s funny!
By Youssef
Finally I have had a reply from Stuart, one of my nephews. He sent me several jokes and the one I liked the most was…
Why don’t bears wear socks?
Because they like to walk in their bare feet…
Thank you Stuart that one did make me smile!
Ha , ha sorry Miss Pattison it was no where near funny however it was so silly it made me laugh . I love laughing so see if you think these are funny
1) Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Doctor
Doctor who ?
Yes that’s right I’m the Doctor where’s my TARDIS ?
2) Why can’t you play card’s in a jungle ?
Because there’s to many cheater’s
We really like this post Mrs Pattison because everybody likes jokes at Ferry Lane Primary School. It’s nice to have a laugh now and again, right? Even adults like to have a bit of fun. Here are some jokes that we like.
1.What did the hat say to scarf?
You hang around and I’ll go ahead!
2. Patient: Doctor doctor I feel like a bell
Doctor: Give me a ring when you feel better!
3. What award did the inventor of the door-knocker win?
A no-bell prize!
4. Knock Knock
Who’s there
Hach
Hach who
Oops bless you!
How about you? What are your favorite jokes? We would love to know!
Leyla and Cheyenne…
Thank you all for your replies, I am really imporessed with the response to my post! I have sent my 2 nephews an email (Yes I can eventually get the hang of technology but it does take me a while!) and hope they will reply with some more jokes. I know they are on half term next week and will be busy skiing but they might have time to answer us!
In the meantime, here is a joke I don’t think they will know, do you know it?
What colour is a burp?
Burple!
You will know that purple is actually my favourite colour which is why I like the joke, even though it’s a bit cheeky! Have a happy weekend!
Hello Ms Pattison! How are you on this fine evening? Me and Omar were both very interested in your post, we think that you are doing a wonderful job with your blog!(Very amusing!) We were both reading this post and we were just wondering if we could share two jokes with you! This is Aiden’s joke: Why are cooks so cruel?
Answer: Because they whip cream and they beat eggs.
This is Omar’s joke:
Why don’t the most popular crisp run a marathon?
Answer: Because they are Walkers!
Very funny right?
By the way we both didn’t know these jokes we heard them from both of our friends. You are making such great posts that we think that you could even become a very famous blogger! Once Me and Aiden had a joke book and we used to tell them to everybody and now they know all of the answers and we have nothing to tell them! We were wondering if your nephew knows any more funny/hilarious jokes because I think I could be a comedian one day. Anyway we think that your post is excellent we both look forward to reading more on this blog,
Hi Miss Pattison,
I really enjoyed your blog post and I am really splendid to reading more of your posts. You are really getting the hang of blogging aren’t you? I absolutely am interested in you to contiued in talking about pancakes, and more about jokes! The hilarious thing is that the way Mr Sloan was laughing and all of the jokes were actually funny to me. It is an important skill that if you are sad you can cheer yourself up or one of your friends might what to cheer them up. I won’t answer this but I would leave it for children around the world to try and answer it Miss Pattison.
Hope you reply to this Miss Pattison! From Charlene
Hi, I really enjoyed the jokes that the children from yr6.The one I really enjoyed is my brothers joke.It was hilarious and your nephew’s joke.
P.S Are you getting the hang of technoligy
Hey Miss Patttison it is really awsome you’re getting the hang of blogging it is so cool. The joke is very easy to answer! I hope you do more blogging to. i also think I should not answer it because diffrent children around the World might not know. So i’ll keep my keyboard sealed.
I really enjoyed the jokes too Miss Pattison. I’m very lucky to have such great children in my class – they make me laugh every day, and I agree that it makes a big difference. We all get sad sometimes, so knowing how to cheer yourself up is a really important skill.